R. Kelly Visits Bill Cosby In Prison for Advice

Pennsylvania Dept. of Corrections – Reporters have confirmed that R. Kelly visited Bill Cosby shortly after the release of the lifetime documentary, “Surviving R. Kelly.” The documentary exposes R. Kelly as a predator and sexual abuser.

“It was just the tip, you know?” he explained to Cosby.  

“I hear you man,” Cosby responded.  

Reporters said that R. Kelly has always been a huge Bill Cosby fan, and has always strived to be a real “family man” too.  R. Kelly’s ex-wife, Andrea Lee told reporters, “He has all the VHS tapes of the Cosby show by his bed. Right next to the child pornos. That’s how special Bill was to him.”

She continued, “If R. Kelly goes down for the allegations, I wouldn’t be surprised.  Maybe they’ll make him Bill’s bunkmate. I know that would make him happy.”

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